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Another quiz

Friday, January 2nd, 2004 | quizzes | No Comments

To pass another day of idleness….

Since Mike, John, and Susan all filled out long quizzes, I’ll do the same, with Susan’s.

What better way to spend a quasi-sick day home?

In other news… I’ve found my new direction/inspiration.

FIRSTS
First job: Paid job teaching 2nd graders art.
First screen name: sdfongweb
First self purchased tape: Alanis Morissette’s Jagged Little Pill!
First funeral: Ye-Ye (Grandpa)
First piercing/tattoo: none
First credit card: um… Golden Visa Check card?
First true love: nope. no recollection. Talk to my therapist.
First enemy: Daniel
First big trip: Travelling to Puerto Rico after having been born in Knoxvile Tennessee at 2 months of age.
First concert: Private concert with Manny Manuel, and real public concert with Radiohead.
First musician you remember hearing in your house: I was musicaly ignorant as a kid…
Last big car ride: Atlanta!
Last kiss: With that guy Ryan, or was it Brian? I forget.
Last library book checked out: Reparative Therapy for Homosexuals.
Last movie seen: Luster.
Last beverage drank: coffee!
Last food consumed: croissant with ream cheese and a side of mandarin oranges
Last phone call: Denise
Last CD played: A Coli Dance House Mix I made to remind me of good times.
Last annoyance: The CD-Burner won’t BURN!
Last soda drank: Pepsi Twist
Last ice cream eaten: Vanilla.Don’t let that fool you.
Last time scolded: By mother for leaving footprints on the bathroom tiles.
Last shirt worn: Spongebob Squarepants shirt
Last website visited: www.buttmachineboys.com

I AM: in an intellectual mood.
I WANT: to write a treatise on the lure of the club scene to gay bois.
I HAVE: unsatisfied curiosities.
I WISH: I was already back in Miami.
I HATE: being a bitch.
I FEAR: losing my flame.
I HEAR: th whirr of the lonely bedroom fridge.
I SEARCH: for some inspiration.
I WONDER: if I’m actually as slutty as I seem to be.
I REGRET: breakin one of my two “never-dos”: incest and folk-dancing.
I LOVE: shopping.
I ACHE(D): on my lower back.
I ALWAYS: talk to myself when I am alone.
I AM NOT: obsessed about food the way my family thinks I am.
I DANCE: when no one is watching.
I SING: in the shower
I CRY: when I know I can’t be truthful.
I AM NOT ALWAYS: a smiling doofus.
I WRITE: love poems tinged with raunchiness.
I WIN: at word games and Cranium
I LOSE: my mind
I CONFUSE: myself.
I NEED: a laptop! or a new paper journal.
I SHOULD: start loving myself.

YES or NO:

x. YOU KEEP A DIARY: It’s a journal, dammit!
x. YOU LIKE TO COOK: a day-long cooking affair with love and care makes me tingly all over.
x. YOU HAVE A SECRET YOU HAVE NOT SHARED WITH ANYONE: I blurt out everything sooner or later.

DO YOU…?

HAVE A CRUSH: no
WANT TO GET MARRIED: Yes!
GET MOTION SICKNESS: no, not really.
THINK YOURE A HEALTH FREAK: only about my hands.
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: I get aong with my dad realy well. The mother… we both butt heads.
LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: The feelign of rain and fury excites me.
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: asian black
EYE COLOR: dark brown
BIRTHPLACE: Knoxville

FAVORITES:

NUMBER: 53
COLOR: green
DAY: Friday!
MONTH: March
SONG(S): I Never Knew by Gloria Gaynor, mixed by Hex Hector
SEASON: fall
DRINK: Raspberry Rum with Sprite

PREFERENCES:

CUDDLE OR MAKE OUT: make out.
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: chocolate milk
MILK, DARK OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: white
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: vanilla

IN THE LAST 24 HRS, HAVE YOU…
CRIED? when my mom went on another one of her “life lessons” as I was in bed.
HELPED SOMEONE? yes
BOUGHT SOMETHING? nope
GOTTEN SICK? right now with a rumbly in my tummy.
GONE TO THE MOVIES? no
GONE OUT FOR DINNER? nope
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: nope
TALKED TO AN EX?: nope
MISSED AN EX? : no
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL?: yes
HAD A SERIOUS TALK?: With Denise, whom I miss and will see in a month!
MISSED SOMEONE? yes
HUGGED SOMEONE? nope
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS? With my mom about my choice of underwear. or lack of.
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND? nope

Would you ever:

1. Eat a bug?: If it was seasoned enough.
2. Bungee jump?: yep. just push me, damit!
4. Kill someone? : If I was paid handsomely.
5. Kiss someone of the same sex? hell yeah!
6. Have sex with someone of the same sex? Um… Hello?!
7. Parachute from a plane? yes. If I was coerced or pushed off.
8. Walk on hot coals? If I were wearing nice comfy bots.
9. Go out with someone for their looks? Yes… If they liked my looks too.
11. Be a vegetarian? yes if I could eat all the soy products I wanted!
12. Wear plaid with stripes? umm.. doesn’t that break gay commandment number 236?
13. IM a stranger? I’d have to be convinced, first. Or delerious or .. you get the picture.
14. Sing Karaoke? yes
15. Get drunk off your Ass? If I could afford it.
16. Shoplift? My morality would eat away at my soul until I confessed.
17. Run a red light? I don’t drive.
18. Star in a porn video? well….. Only after I get in shape.
19. Dye your hair blue? blue? Why not green?
20. Be on Survivor? No. Me no like the Survivor-type reality shows.
21. Wear makeup in public?: Nope.
22. Not wear makeup in public? yes.
23. Cheat on a test? nope. Principles, people. PRINCIPLES!
24. Make someone cry? If they deserved it.
25. Date someone more than 10 years older than you? Yes, if it was genuine and enjoyable for the both of us.
26. Stay up all night? I’m not as young as I used to be… I’ll pass.

What Kind of Queer Am I?

Sunday, December 14th, 2003 | quizzes | No Comments

WOW! What a suprise! You’re a “FLAMING
QUEEN!” You put the here in queer, the ho in homo and the fun in disfunctional! You are either one of the most fun types of gay people or the most annoying breed ever to be born. You call all your guy friends “girl” and say “Shit” and “bitch” a lot. You are always followed by a fag hag or fruit fly.

What kind of queer are you?
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Lord of the Rings Quiz

Tuesday, December 9th, 2003 | quizzes | No Comments

Which LORD OF THE RINGS Race Are You?
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You are a Dwarf! You are proud, strong, brave, and
unaffected by persecution. The Dwarves were
created to survive the war against Melkor
during the Ages of Darkness. Because of this,
they were made stout and short, able to hide in
mines and survive through all cold and heat
sent against them. Their pride can never be
broken and if a person was to face an Dwarf in
battle, he or she would have a very hard time
bringing him down.

Your most obvious feature as a dwarf is your
height. Most Dwarves do not reach more than
five feet in height. You get mocked for this
by the other races, but there is reason for
your height. You are not easily knocked down,
being stout and heavy, often immovable. Plus
you have a natural gift for craft and mining,
which makes your race tend towards living
underground, in tunnels and mines that only
your race are short enough to trespass without
stooping.

For many reasons your people hate the Elves. From
the time when your race was first made, the
Elves were chosen over you while your people
were left to hide in caves, not permitted to
venture out until the time was right. The
following years only escalated the bad blood
between your people and the Elves, wars and
bickering over lost treasures not helping
matters very much.

As a Dwarf you are in some ways more invincible
than even Elves. You are not easily felled by
cuts or bruises or brakes, not effected by
cold, able to survive extreme temperatures, you
can go for days without food and water and you
live to be up to 300 years of age. Respect to
you my Dwarven friend.

Which LORD OF THE RINGS Race Are You?
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quizzes

Tuesday, October 28th, 2003 | quizzes | No Comments

trivia about me

Thursday, October 16th, 2003 | quizzes | No Comments

Got this quiz from Cheyne. Kinda haven’t filled out a quiz in some time.

Age: 19
Boyfriend: Seeing someone right now. Waiting to see where it goes.
Chore you hate: Washing the dishes.
Dad’s name: Emilio
Essential make-up item: Hair gel. Extra strong. Because I ain’t Mary.
Favorite actress: Maggie Smith
Gold or silver: Silver
Hometown: Carolina, Puerto Rico
Instruments you play: None. I consider myself tone-deaf.
Job title: Lab Assistant
Kids: A child to nurture and spoil beyond belief.
Living arrangements: Dorm room with a gay roomate.
Mom’s Name: Sukenty.
Number of people you’ve slept with: Slept with one person overnight.
Overnight hospital stays: Less than my fingers, more than once. Keeping my dad company.
Phobia: Atychiphobia- Fear of failure. Fear of conflict.
Quote you like: “Slanted eyes give me a larger field of vision.” — Cindy, Best Sister in the world.
Rude habit you have: My ocassional caustic responses to people.
Siblings: 1 older brother, 2 younger sisters
Time you wake up: Somewhere between 9am and 5pm
Unique habit: Visual memory for every porn I’ve watched. And being able to comment and appraise it.
Vegetable you refuse to eat: Scallions.
Worst habit: Mimicry of accents, subconsciously and unkowingly making fun of people.
X-rays you’ve had: oral ones for my teeth.
Yummy food you make: Pasta and Rice! With anything that comes my way!
Zodiac Sign: Virgo. I think too much.

You are Rogue! You are

Sunday, October 12th, 2003 | quizzes | No Comments

You are Rogue!

You are sexy and strong willed, and able to take on
just about anyone. You long for a serious
relationship, but whenever you begin to get
close to someone things always seem to take
turns for the worse. But you have dealt with
this lack of closeness with an almost constant
flirtacious behavior.

Which X-Men character are you most like?
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nemo character

Tuesday, September 9th, 2003 | quizzes | No Comments

What Finding Nemo Character are You?
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How Geeky Am I?

Friday, September 5th, 2003 | quizzes | No Comments

Most people leave mid-shower when they hear phone is ringing.

I leave midshower when I hear the familiar bling of an instant message on my computer..

web-quiz of the month

Tuesday, July 15th, 2003 | quizzes | No Comments

Which Donnie Darko character are you? by Shay

Which Breakfast Clubber Are You?

Thursday, August 1st, 2002 | quizzes | No Comments

Which Breakfast Clubber Are You? Find out @ She’s Crafty