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Political Quiz Time

Sunday, June 11th, 2006 | quizzes | 1 Comment

Jeremiah had this quiz on his blog. It’s entitled How Liberal Or Conservative Are You? and I scored not very surprisingly, but I think there are a few flaws still.

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 60% Conservative, 40% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

Wow, I am resoundingly conservative in 3 out of five issues. How can i show my face at political rallies again?

Receipt from last night

Sunday, April 16th, 2006 | Gay Bloggers, faggy tendencies, quizzes | 1 Comment

Get a receipt for what you did last night:

At PINK928 via Josh Rubin.

Friday Feast

Sunday, September 12th, 2004 | quizzes | 2 Comments

Appetizer
What movie soundtracks do you own?
Camp, Chicago, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Matrix, Romeo + Juliet, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Rugrats Movie.

Soup
How much cash do you usually carry with you?
As little as possible. I’m more of a plastic person. but at least 20 bucks is enough for los emergencias.

Salad
Are you more comfortable around men or women? Why?
I definitely feel more comfortable around women. Lesbians are sop much fun, can beat you in billiards, and straight women are just fun to get excited with and get facials.

Main Course
What is the most mischievous thing you remember doing as a child?
Stealing my dad’s Playboys and keeping them to myself. (I was four.)

Dessert
Who is the funniest member of your family?
For sarcastic wit and bitchy come backs, that would be me. But for the kind of humor you find on “Kids Say the Darndest Things”, the prize would go to my littlest sister Jany.

Friday Meme

Saturday, July 3rd, 2004 | quizzes | No Comments

Courtesy of Friday’s Feast.

Appetizer
Name a board game you enjoy playing (Scrabble? Monopoly? Trivial Pursuit?) What’s fun about it? Do you change the rules or go by the book?
I had this obsession with Monopoly for a while, not too long ago. I kept winnign gameafter game against the computer, and relished it, only because I was always the loser when playing it with my cousins growing up.

Soup
How’s the weather been in your area lately? Hot and dry? Wet and muggy? Stormy? Beautiful?
When it isn’t raining (which it has for a week already), the sky is a beautiful blue. The heat (100 degrees) gets to you eventually, though. It makes cold showers pleasant.

Salad
Do you consider yourself an emotional person? What types of emotions do you experience most often?
Mam, I’m a good ole softy. I popped in Armageddon last night, and I was on the verge of bawling when the world found out that the asteroid was coming. (case in point) My emotions fluctuate from sad to hysterically content. So I’m either depressed, grim kind of sad, wallowing in self-pity or depressed about how sad the world is, or that really hyper, really excited guy who’s jumping around.

Main Course
List 3 songs you’ve been listening to recently. Are these songs from a different category of music than you usually choose, or are you devoted to a certain type of tunes?
1. Maps - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
2. You’re So Beautiful (Tony Moran mix) - Donna Summer
3. How Could Anybody Possibly Know How I Feel - Morrissey

If you look at the artists, I think that you can guess that my musical tastes are a tad bit eclectic. These songs are actually quite sad, really.

Dessert
What’s on your refrigerator door? Magnets? Your child’s drawings? Photos? Calendars?
Back when I had my own fridge, I put up some of my artwork on the fridge, getting curious remarks from visitors and roommate’s friends as to the erotic nature of some of the work. Some shopping lists, and months-old receipts scatter around forgotten.

On Another Note…

Wednesday, June 30th, 2004 | quizzes | No Comments

Lots and Lots of Quizzes, ust to get over that notion that I am an expert on going down on girls…

You Are 100% Skilled @ Blowjobs!

Woo Hoo! You are 100% skilled when it comes to sucking dick. Who could have thought that one person could possibly suck and blow at the same time.
You have got it going on in the tongue tango department.
Your lover is the luckiest man alive.
You know how to handle Mr Happy in every way unimaginable.
In your eyes, the penis is your friend.
You enjoy giving oral sex, and it is without a doubt enjoyed!

How Does Your Blow Job Rate?

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You Are an Ass Target!

You are a butt sex afficiando of sorts - you love receiving
And being a total bottom makes you a prized commodity… and take full advantage
Sure you’ll bend over, but only for dinner, drinks, and diamonds
You give a whole new meaning to “Work That Ass!”

Do You Take It Up The Butt?

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You Like Them One Way… Hung!

Oh my… You’re a total size queen, where all your subjects are well hung
Seven or eight inches may be enough for you, as long as the girth is there too
And you know that “Size Doesn’t Matter” was a phrase invented by small men
And while size isn’t the only thing that gets you off, you need it to be satisfied

What Size Do You Take?

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You Are Flirt-able!

You are the best of both worlds - sexy and friendly, but not in either box.
Your charm is addicting, and you always have plenty of people flirting with you.
And if you want to turn things up, that’s always an option for you.
You have plenty of options - without being the person everyone has already done

Are You F***able?

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You are Handcuffs!

Yup, the plain metal kind. But you are far from plain.
You are, in fact, so freakin’ kinky that handcuffs are no big deal for you.
Sure, you’ll include them, but you don’t need novelty cuffs to make things fun.
You’ve got enough little kinky tricks in your book, as is!

What Kind of Handcuffs Are You?

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You Would Make $50 a Night!

You’ve got the raw sex drive (and hot pants) to walk the streets
And all those $10 oral quickies add up over time!

How Much Could You Make as a Prostitute?

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You Should Tutor Blow Jobs!

You’re so smart, even your mouth has a mind of its own!
You know what you’re good at and not afraid to admit it.
People come to you all the time for your advice about giving some good head.
Maybe you should start your own business!
And guys know where to go when they’re in need of a good dick sucking.

What Should *You* Tutor?

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Who woulda thought?

Wednesday, June 30th, 2004 | quizzes | No Comments

You Are 100% Skilled at Going Down On a Girl

Chances are your tongue is so tired now that you can’t even talk
Not only do you rock at oral - you do it a lot
Your girlfriend is the happiest girl on the planet. No, really.
And, you Mr. (Ms.???) Pussy, are the most sought after lover in your town

How Well Do You Go Down On Girls?

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My Ideal Match

Tuesday, March 16th, 2004 | quizzes | No Comments

**RETAKE**

I took the Match.com Physical Attraction Test [via popdizzy], and it showed me this as my ideal type.

I have to admit, he’s a hottie

Picky: Okay, you qualify as “picky,” or maybe you just have a clearer idea than most men about what you like in men. It’s almost instinctual for you. In a crowded room, you can quickly spot the most handsome guy. Even if you only catch him out of the corner of your eye, you know which men have “the right stuff.” You probably struggle with balancing your natural instincts, which draw you to good looking guys, with your desire to find smart, mature, and well-rounded men. But you’re also a realist. You know how important a physical “spark” is in a relationship and can’t settle for less. Still, in the test, you seemed to recognize the difference between “eye candy,” men who are just nice to look at, and more approachable cute guys.

which candy heart am I?

Friday, February 13th, 2004 | quizzes | No Comments

Your Candy Heart is “Eat Me”

Your sexual confidence inspires you to be bold
So when you want some eating done, it will be told
Your taste is refreshing - and maybe a little fruity
Unless the licking is being done to your booty

What Naughty Candy Heart Are You?

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boredom suits me

Wednesday, January 28th, 2004 | quizzes | No Comments

My porn name is:

Rocco Shaft

Courtesy of My Porn Name.com

Which Male Celebrity Will I Most Likely Marry?

Sunday, January 4th, 2004 | quizzes | No Comments

Thanks to the roomate….

You are Going to marry Elijah wood. He will always respect you and your friends. His cute face and big blue eyes are also a plus. Congrats!!

Which male celebrity are you going to marry? (10 results that have pics!)
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