the sweetest tongue

Q: What do you call someone who covers his parts in chick peas, garlic and tahini?
A: A hummusexual.
Hilarious!

From Benjamin Nichols via Gawker.
Gawker highlighted a blind item from Benjamin Nichols’ blog, and while I still do not know who the celeb-designer is, I automatically identified the other two blind items. but the one that caught my eye was the third one:
The pretty-boy son of a famous crooner made his Pointe 202 debut recently, [...]

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