the sweetest tongue

Ok. I admit it. I am a micro-manager.
In everything I do or is related to my duties, I feel safer and more at ease when I have a hand in the process. I feel calm when I know that my finger is on the pulse on everything that is happening around me. I do not [...]

I admit it. I read Bryanboy. But only in moderate doses.
Here is a posted link if Tyra taking on INTERRACIAL GAY DATING.

Notice the white half of the couple keeps quiet the whole time. He is fulfilling the role of the white trophy husband quite well.
Here’s the skinny on me: I don’t hate myself. I have [...]

I had big plans this Christmas. All of the parental units were going to be out of town for Mississippi, and scheduled to be back by Christmas Eve at night. I was to make Christmas Eve dinner for 14 people, and commandeer a house of 6 younger cousins and sisters.
On Saturday night, I decided to [...]

I’m in the process of overhauling lots of things. I took the book “WordPress 2 (Visual QuickStart Guide)” (Maria Langer, Miraz Jordan) out to the pool last Sunday to read while I tanned for the first time since I got my piercings, and went over some PHP and MySQL while the other fags at the [...]

So on Wednesday afternoon as I was winding down at work, I got a phone call form my sister, who had just moved in to school not too far from where i lived.
Me: Hey, what’s up?
Sis: Not much.
Me: Is everything alright? Do you need anything?
Sis: Can you buy alcohol?
Granted, I did buy alcohol for minors [...]

Engadget, the tech blog I read for their cool gadgets, has a post about How to Make your Robosapien into a Flamosapien. It involves a cheap barbecue light, some electronic equipment, and a inner geek that revels in throwing flames.
Being that I too love to throw flames (albeit of the more non-physically-burning variety), I decided [...]

Some pick-up lines should never be used, even at Outwrite on a Sunday afternoon.

Took this from Jeremiah, since I got bored while watching House.
Top Five Ways to Make Me Frown

Dinner companions who insist on not eating, due to dieting.
Being obnoxious.
A tough question.
Being culturally insensitive.
Bad social etiquette.

Top Five People Who Have Changed My Life

My dad.
My High-School mentor, Jackie Beecher.
Patricia del Toro.
Gladys.
The Princess.

Top Five Emotions I Have Felt

Giddiness.
Anger.
Sadness.
Denial.
Despair.

Top Five Ways [...]

Sarajevo never got me down.
Bosnia was just an afterthought.
Sometyimes when I grab the box
with The Next Best Thing,
my hand falters.
This is the future of the World,
And nothing’s gonna stop me.
Tear the box from my hand,
tear the plastic
pull the wires,
lick the plastic silicone perfection.
I write at exactly five o six,
2 hours before sunrise,
and in 24 minutes [...]

20 Gaysians. 8 white guys, all rice-queens. 1 white, bisexual girl.
“Are you going to Jungle tonight?”
“We call him a potato queen because he just came from Idaho.”
“Don’t ever eat chili with alcohol. I was worshipping the porcelain God.”
“Stan taught me the fisting technique!”
“How did we switch from a serious conversation to making out on the [...]