the sweetest tongue

Some pick-up lines should never be used, even at Outwrite on a Sunday afternoon.

I’m on my way to the parade now…. It’s like christmas! I’m so
excited!
*melts in giggly schoolgirl glee as I put on my harness*
–stan

It’s Pride weekend!
Well, for the first time, I shall be free to experience Pride Weekend here in Atlanta. Last year, i stayed in, mostly, and worked. Now, since I have a steady Mon-Fri day job, I’m free on the weekend to do my own exploring.
My plan, starting tomorrow, is to kick off immediately after work, [...]

Let me tell you about Screen on The Green. It’s as if everybody,
including their wife, beard, mistress, and lovechild decided “Hey,
wouldn’t it be great if we could go down to the Park and have a picnic
and watch a movie? What better way to exercise a right in middle-class
living, and join the masses in watching a [...]

Yay! Two days off!
I have not done grocery shopping in 3 weeks.
My laundry baskets are full.
I have a sudden raving for ramen noodles.
It is time to sit back, relax for a minute, find my center, and jumpstart myself again.

So how distracted did I get?

Forget cocaine, tina, and heroin. That is so 90’s. I found this era’s new addiction. World of Warcraft is pretty much like crack. I started out with a trial my roommate insisted that i play (peer pressure, anyone?), and once I started, I can say that i have spent sleepless [...]

Scary picture of the day.

*Ooops on the really big error and gibberrish. The cronjob I had going (doesn’t that sound dirty?) for posting my e-mails got stuck in a loop, and turned my image into ASCII text. Couple that with some security settings going wrong on the server, and you get a day of WTF!!?? [...]

Took this from Jeremiah, since I got bored while watching House.
Top Five Ways to Make Me Frown

Dinner companions who insist on not eating, due to dieting.
Being obnoxious.
A tough question.
Being culturally insensitive.
Bad social etiquette.

Top Five People Who Have Changed My Life

My dad.
My High-School mentor, Jackie Beecher.
Patricia del Toro.
Gladys.
The Princess.

Top Five Emotions I Have Felt

Giddiness.
Anger.
Sadness.
Denial.
Despair.

Top Five Ways [...]

Sarajevo never got me down.
Bosnia was just an afterthought.
Sometyimes when I grab the box
with The Next Best Thing,
my hand falters.
This is the future of the World,
And nothing’s gonna stop me.
Tear the box from my hand,
tear the plastic
pull the wires,
lick the plastic silicone perfection.
I write at exactly five o six,
2 hours before sunrise,
and in 24 minutes [...]

20 Gaysians. 8 white guys, all rice-queens. 1 white, bisexual girl.
“Are you going to Jungle tonight?”
“We call him a potato queen because he just came from Idaho.”
“Don’t ever eat chili with alcohol. I was worshipping the porcelain God.”
“Stan taught me the fisting technique!”
“How did we switch from a serious conversation to making out on the [...]