Weekend

Monday, December 19th, 2005 | faggy tendencies

Did the closest thing to bar-hopping on Saturday night with the Princess. He picked me up at Blake’s, we then proceeded to go to Oscar’s (Alfredo from The Other O wasn’t there, sadly.) We then went to Burkhart’s, saw Mary Edith Pitts for the first time in all her glory. I met her male alter-ego weeks earlier. Trashtastic! We went into Felix’s, but left because it seemed like they were closing. Veered away from the Eagle as somehow we felt oddly overdressed as we saw the guy in chaps standing outside the place.

Maybe next week I’ll bring my harness. Someone want to get me some chaps for XMas?

Gifts, gifts, gifts. Baked a caramel pecan pie last night, and spent over a hundred dolalrs at the gay Kroger at Ansley. Pies make a good, sweet, and thoughtful gift. Diabetics beware. I add 3/4 a cup of sugar to each pie.

Here’s a poem:

Potato Queen

I wonder
What other Gaysians think
When they see me
With this Anglo boyfriend of
German Jewish descent.

Do they think
Potato Queen!
Traitor!
Geisha boy!
Chinkslut!

Or do they secretly envy me?

Sticky Rice

We’re like sisters.
Sisters of the Gaysian Sisterhood.

3 Comments to Weekend

Joseph G
December 19, 2005

Definitely go for the harness. That picture of you in it is H-O-T!

Howard
December 20, 2005

Feeling overdressed? There’s a simple solution, take off your clothes…I’d go with the top and walk in barechested, but you can always go all the way and just wear your undies/jock/brief/boxer/whatever