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Types & Dislikes

Thursday, May 5th, 2005 | perpetually single

I’m into all sorts of guys.

Ask me what kind of guys I am into, and I can’t give you a definite answer. You can’t ask me to count how many guys I’ve been with, because I stopped counting. I’ve been with so many different types, I think I’ve come to appreciate the hotness of different people, all turning me on in their own unique way.

But what I can answer is what kind of guy can make me swoon. I remember the first guy I had a major crush on. He was a Stanley Kubrick fan who was funny, eccentric, socialist, and had the most beautiful blue eyes. I had a crush on him for maybe two years, and of course that was unrequited. First crushes usually are. He turned into a philosophical pothead in college, but I still found that hot.

As I look at the patterns of the guys I have fallen madly in love with, I realize that they all shared one thing: passion. The geeks who loved their technology and games. The guys who can talk for hours and hours on end about what was on their minds. The ones who appreciated food and art. The artists, designers, programmers and chefs. Physically, glasses on a man turn me on. To hold my attention for just a few minutes, a guy only needs to wear glasses.

Sex is great and all, but where is the charming dork prince of my dreams?

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