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Albums to Fuck by

Wednesday, March 30th, 2005 | faggy tendencies

I think that the gauge of a great album is its ability to be played from beginning to end, and be enjoyed throughout. A fantastic album is one where you can fuck by. And I do not mean just those cliche romantic albums. I mean those albums that when played in the background, go hand in hand with raunchy-ass sex.

So without further adieu, here are my “Fuck Me” album selections:

Ten (Tried and True) Music Albums to Fuck By

1. Homogenic - Bjork (iTunes link)

This album was playing in the background of one of the most memorable nights of sex I had. We were both 17, and there we were, two Bjork fans, making out and jerking each other off as “Hunter” came on. We tried to keep quiet as the rest of the house slept, and the music drowned out our moans as we came together, not once, not twice, but three times. It was surreal as we made love to the Icelandic Siren, but oh god, it was so perfect as we capped it off with a shower.

2. Fever - Kylie Minogue (iTunes link)

Kylie’s Fever was one of those albums that I could listen to over and over again whenever I needed an adrenaline and energy boost. It was the summer of 2003 in Boston that I had a hot afternoon session with G. Kylie played in the background as we smoked and messed around in his Fenway studio, fueled by poppers and lust. G showed me around the city, gave me my first leather collar, while I made him feel special, because he was.

3. Transatlanticism - Death Cab for Cutie (iTunes link)

I know that inside, I am an emo kid at heart. I really consider Transatlanticism to be a great album to orally service a guy by. The mellow lyrics and music set a slow mood in which one can savor giving head, rather than rushing it. Close your eyes, listen to the music, and if you want to be playful, match your oral rhythm to the rhythm to the music.

4. L’Amour Toujours - Gigi D’Agostino

Can someone say perfect? This was a gift from my Italian high-school classmate Ele, and it ranks in my list of favorite albums of all time. Thanks to Ele, I can fulfill a homo dance quotient as I practice my freedom as a red-blooded human with two heads. L’Amour Toujours is the kind of album that uplifts your soul, even if you are indulging in hedonistic pleasures. It doesn’t matter if you are the cum-pig or the aggressive top, because in the end, everyone will be happy.

5. The Rocky Horror Picture Show Soundtrack

Ranking in at the most bizarre of choices, this was an ideal choice, especially when you’re in bed with a theatre drama queen. Grinding your hips to “Sweet Transvestite” and making out to “Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me” just makes sense, in a very enjoyable kind of way. Singing along as nipples are being tweaked just ups the fun factor, doesn’t it?

6. At Last - Cyndi Lauper (iTunes link)

This ranks in the category of Romantic. Cyndi is a diva to be reckoned with. Slow making out, fondling, and licking of an earlobe to her voice is just so soothing. This is an album to make love to. One night, I want to play this in the background with a special someone, and slowly caress his chest and make out. It also makes those nights with tricks seem all the more “romantic”, if that is what turns you on.

7. Give Up - The Postal Service (iTunes link)

I dated a fashion design student who just raved about the Postal Service. He was a good mix of gentlemanly manners, raunchy sex, and avante-garde ideas. He was passionate, Mexican, and loved it as I played with his ass. We made out on his couch as Fashion Week played out on his television, and on the sand on South Beach.

8. Tour de Beats - Tony Moran

Divas. Dance. Tony Moran. For the circuit queen in all of us. And that twinky guilty pleasure brought home that one lonely night.

9. The Man Who - Travis (iTunes link)

This Scottish band won my heart with “Why Does It Always Rain On Me?”. The Man Who is another romantic album, for that second date that leads to rumpled sheets and sweaty, feverish sex, because both the participants know that there will not be a third date. Part sad, part mellow, you will be silent as you orgasm, the saltiness of tears mixed with his cum.

10. Kid A - Radiohead

Maybe it was that opening scene in Vanilla Sky that made me want to envision myself in bed with someone as “Everything in Its Right Place” came on. You know you are special, or that I am feeling kinky, if I play this in the background. Something about Kid A just brings out this surreal feeling to sex. Leather, saliva, and aggressive fondling just comes together with this in the background. This was this album that made me love Radiohead.

Five Albums I Want To Fuck By

1. So Jealous - Tegan and Sara (iTunes link)

2. Nightbird - Erasure (iTunes link)

3. Lucky - Melissa Etheridge (iTunes link)

4. This Girl’s in love With You - Aretha Franklin (iTunes link)

5. Medulla - Bjork (iTunes link)

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