Friday’s Feast!

Saturday, July 24th, 2004 | friday-five

Appetizer
Name something you’ve done that made you feel guilty.
I ate the last cookie. So sue me.

Soup
If you could get rid of one piece of furniture in your house, what would it be, and what would you put in its place?
The big fat, cream leather sofas, and replace them with hard, solid swedish designs.

Salad
Imagine you’ve won a contest to be a featured guest on any television sitcom or drama show. On which one would you want to be a guest star?
Law and Order. I want to be the guy who gets busted for a violent crime, only to be acquitted by insanity.

Main Course
Create a cereal. Tell us what you’d name it and what ingredients would be included.
Chinky Pops. Made with cinnamon, honey, and that mysterious Oriental flavor.

Dessert
Describe the most memorable night of your life so far.
The night I won first place at the 2001 Forensics competition for my Video-Dating monologue. Of course, the night of my first date on South beach (with Ozzy!) ranks pretty close.

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