Poem: Why Diet, When You Can Do Crystal Meth?
Monday, April 12th, 2004 | Poetry
Why diet, when you can have cum on your face,
10 times more nutritious than a Nutrigrain bar,
And not as hard to force down as it flows like honey,
And sticks like honey at the base of your tongue.
angelheaded hipster / the sweetest tongue
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