Imagine….

Sunday, April 4th, 2004 | self-deprecation

Talking with M*** about the conference this past weekend (only the first such glbt college conference in the history of Florida), we both concluded that yes, there were lots of cute boys.

This conversation also leaded off into fantasizing about how different the world would be if we were goddam hot, beautiful people. People would ask for numbers. People woudl notice you more. And if you touched someone, you might give him an orgasm. Okay, so the last part was my own overactive imagination.

Point is, earlier in the day I was thinking about my weight and build, and fantasized about losing a few more inches off my waist. Never mind that I am currently at a waist size I hadn’t had since I was a sophmore in high school(38). I feel like I want to go even further, to the early 30s, all sizes I hadn’t experienced since I was 12 or 13. Now that would be something to imagine.

Looks like its time to break out the diet plans.

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